Is no one going to talk about the liquid encyclopedia Gallifreyans?

i have been laughing about this for eighty four years
So I recently bought this Dalek talking plushie
and if you sleep hugging a stuffed plushie and roll over a lot take my word for it and don’t sleep with it because last night I was hugging this dalek and was perfectly asleep and happy and I rolled over and I rolled too much and the dalek got squished and yelled “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” really loudly at like fucking 5 in the morning and yeah I was 200% sure I was about to be murdered.
#they’re just like #in the middle of your tears #because david is gone #all the sobbing is happening right #you’re just screaming I DON’T WANT TO GO #and DAVID NO #and then magically #out of nowhere pops matt smith #the silly and ridiculous matt smith #with this intro and then even though you’re crying #they have you laughing and you can’t stop thinking how unfair itis #that matt has already made you fall in love with him
THIS^
if 11 says “geronimo” softly to himself when he regenerates im going to fling myself into the sun
The same man.
Bananas are good
there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”, and hung up.
We don’t even know who it was, I just—